Entries from June 2008

coffee

May 14th, 2007 · No Comments

is brown liquid life.

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meh

May 11th, 2007 · No Comments

Overheard last night (from Audrey): “I mean, you know my elbows. They’re soft, but they’re swift.”

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last night’s highlights

May 6th, 2007 · No Comments

Highlight from last night’s show.

Me smacking a strange (unknown) man on the ass.

Nice. Also, I think I remember why I don’t drink whiskey anymore. It’s straight back to the loving arms of tequila for this monkey.


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look into my eyes

May 3rd, 2007 · No Comments

Got a haircut last night, first time in months that you can actually see both of my eyes. AND eyebrows! Whee!! Also, I appear to be terrified that it’s time for me to go to work.

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cuke infused gin

May 1st, 2007 · No Comments

7:45am seemed like the perfect time to test out the new cucumber infused gin we made because, as we all know, nothing is better at 7:45 than gin.

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new word

May 1st, 2007 · No Comments

Bitchtarded. Yes, it’s soo good to know it.

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