Yummy, Montage for lunch. I was the receipient of a giant enormous dragonfly, which is now crushed into the narsty fridge here at work. Audrey was lucky enough to receive a giant grasshopper, too bad they creep her out so much. Love my leftovers!!

Good morning! Here’s some wee cute latte art, magically delicious. Especially alongside a cheddar bacon scallion scone. Bakery Bar, I sure am going to miss you. Sooner than later, I hope.

Last night was a delightful lunar eclipse, this picture came from the internet as I was not able to view it myself due to being asleep. I shoulda stayed up to view it with the cute squirrels, oh well. For my belated birthday I would like approximately one of them.

Tried a sloe gin fizz for the first time last night, that was great. Was compared to: (me) sweet tarts, (aaron) bottlecaps, (caleb) some other kind of candy that i can’t actually recall now. Yummy.

Yesterday was also our dear friend Gabe’s birthday! To celebrate, we had dinner at Miss Delta and a few too many whiskeys at the Crow Bar. After a measly 6 1/2 hours of alcohol converting to sugar I was ready for work today, sort of. Nuff said.

Gabe is getting his tattoo on Friday to comemmorate the fact that he’s a bit closer to 30. Ahh, the follies of youth.

Update: No tattoo, can I just say chicken?

Hey little ladies and gentlemens! It’s Keri’s birthday today and I think that, in honor of this momentous occasion, we should fuck some shit up. Happy Birthday Keri!! Love your guts!

Can it be? I think I’m weak for a well-formed moustache! Not too bushy, but well-defined and sort of interesting? This is some new scary sort of thing for me, geez. Just a bit late for spring fever dontcha think?

In other news: making a terrific jacket at home (sewing) and hoping for completion by the weekend.

Also, Gogol Bordello at the Crystal on the 31st, a week from Friday. Who’s with me? Audrey, I know you are.

I must send out yet another nod to the snappy dressers who feed and caffeinate me daily. You know who you are.

Oh counter boys, why are you all so cute? Luckily none of you will read this, but thanks for the delicious treats and coffee every morning and thanks for being so damn sweet and cute. Real.

Makes me want to sing, yes, even before coffee.

Last night we decided that Lara’s new tattoo shop will be called the Butt Crack. It will be located

1. Below a liquor bar
2. Above a hotel

I can’t actually recall why these things were so important, so I’m going to have to say if you weren’t there you wouldn’t understand. In fact, I was there and don’t understand.

The second tier is a vintage cotton calico print that features adorable tiny peach bunny rabbits and polka dots.

The third tier features some lovely pink and yellow flowers with green leaves. It’s a 40s reproduction print.

The fourth tier is vintage cotton print that features apples and strawberries.

The waistband and apron are made from an old cowboy shirt that was destined to be given away, a really great grey, pink, and red plaid.

This apron measures 14″ long total from the waistband to the bottom of the fourth tier. It is 26″ across at its widest point. The ties are each 27″ and the waistband part in the middle is 19″ long. This is a medium/large/XL sized apron.

If you need gift wrap just let me know, I’ll do it for free!

$26.00

The top tier features ladies in their dressing rooms, readying themselves for an evening out.

The second tier is a vintage linen look fabric that features candies and gumball machines.

The third tier is an excellent day of the dead fabric featuring skeletons dancing, singing, playing music and generally having a good time.

The fourth tier is a really cute cowgirl print.

This apron measures 14″ long total from the waistband to the bottom of the fourth tier. It is 26″ across at its widest point. The ties are each 27″ and the waistband part in the middle is 19″ long. This is a medium/large/XL sized apron.

If you need gift wrap just let me know, I’ll do it for free!

$26.00