Another truly unique apron. It is made of vintage embroidered linens for the skirt, ties and waist sections with a reproduction lightweight barkcloth fabric for the halter top. The palm print barkcloth has a fantastic nubby texture and really sets off the embroidery.

This is one of a kind, very sexy AND functional.

It’s a size large - xl full length apron, good coverage in the kitchen. The ties are extra long so they can tie in back or wrap all the around to the front.

$44.00

This listing is for a gorgeous halter apron. It is made out of a vintage Hawaiian print cotton twill. A nice heavy apron weight, has great body and will keep its color well.

This is one of a kind, very sexy AND functional.

It’s a size large - xl full length apron, good coverage in the kitchen. The ties are extra long so they can tie in back or wrap all the around to the front. This one has a large pocket on the front as well.

$44.00

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This is one freakin cool apron. It features vintage embroidered linen for the top and band sections with shiny black gold and red virgin mary fabric for the ties and skirt.

This is one of a kind, very sexy AND functional. It’s a size large - xl full length apron, good coverage in the kitchen. The ties are extra long so they can tie in back or wrap all the around to the front.

Hot damn I love cupcakes! Especially the angry little ones. Thank you dirtysugarcookies.blogspot.com

And now for a joke:

Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. A lady came over and said “Son, don’t you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?”

“My grandfather lived to be 105 years old.” replied Johnny.

“Did he eat five candy bars in one sitting?” the old lady retorted.

“No,” said Johnny, “but he minded his own fucking business.”

Also, have a nice day.

Love, Heidi.

Yes folks, today was a double bacon day for me. Specifically, a double bacon morning. But it turned out to be fairly inspirational for this evening. Well bacon, and a few other things of course.

Natasha, your apron is done! I think I’ll make a few more and throw them in the shop while I’m at it. Hope you enjoy it!

Dear cat and dog,

Thank god for rescue remedy. If I could just keep my brain and other vital organs from this state of stress I might be able to get my job done. But my job is part of the problem you see? I love that rescue remedy comes in a handy chewable form so that I don’t have to carry around a vial of suspicious looking liquid for special moments like this.

I know the coffee doesn’t help things, but it’s either caffeinate myself or fall asleep at my desk. Either way I’m probably screwed for today. Let’s see if some excellent tunes can assist in today’s process of awakening. It might just make me sing aloud at work, either way I win.

I should be at home eating cookies and making a lovely Irish meal, that would be more fun and less rash-inducing than work today.

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Right on, I finally got off my duff and renewed my flickr pro account. You can view and reminisce upon the images of yore once again!

Hi Chico, it’s me.

You want the good news or the bad news first.
(Blank stare, tail wag)
Ok the good news. Good news is I’m just going to go across the street for a minute.
(Blank stare, tail wag)
Bad news is, it’s happy hour.
(Tail stops wagging magically)
Sorry buddy, you’re the best.