this is why we can’t have nice things anymore

March 19th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Main

Dear cat and dog,

Why oh why must you insist on soiling any and every nice thing I bring home? Is your esteem so low that you can’t even allow yourself to live in nice, clean surroundings? That wool rug never did anything to you, I’m certain of that. Perhaps you enjoy the idea of adding to the nation’s landfill issues? The lovely wool rug that I had to cut in order to remove is now residing in the garbage can out front. This is one battle you have won, but the war is not over and I’m watching you. I’m watching you both. Also, you’re grounded.

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  • Billie Maciunas

    My dog Beverly has designated one particular rug as her Pee Rug. Now instead of putting it through the washer I just hang it on a fence and hose it down. Let her have it. the rug, I mean.

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