Hi there apartment, I just wanted to apologize for the state you’re in right now. You’ve probably figured it out by now, but I’m moving. I just wanted to let you know that it’s not you, it’s me. I just can’t afford you anymore, so I’m moving next door. I hope you won’t be angry when you see me around the neighborhood, no hard feelings?

Yup, I’m moving. Next door. Now. The decision was made rather last-minute, but I think it will work out well in the long run. Can’t wait to be done with this mess!