We both wear Otican hearing aids. Yes, it’s true. Yesterday I had another Dr appt, this one with an audiologist, and it was determined that my “significant hearing loss” in the left ear made me an excellent candidate for a hearing aid. It’s the tiniest thing ever and it’s made of magic. I can hear out of both ears now, it’s sort of like I was wearing one earmuff for 10 years and then someone took it off. And charged me $1500.

The hearing aid I got is really fancy, you can tell because the Dr. can change the external color of the device. Of course I want the leopard print one, but you can’t even see the thing when I’m wearing it so I’m pretty sure I could use the extra hundred somewhere else. Like paying for the device in the first place.

Check it out! My model is the Delta, in a lovely champagne (read: beige) and apparently it’s all the rage for the hard-of-hearing aging rocker. Yes that’s right kids: wear your goddamn earplugs, alright? If you don’t wear them now you to can be wearing one of these babies at 35.