Last night was a delightful lunar eclipse, this picture came from the internet as I was not able to view it myself due to being asleep. I shoulda stayed up to view it with the cute squirrels, oh well. For my belated birthday I would like approximately one of them.

Tried a sloe gin fizz for the first time last night, that was great. Was compared to: (me) sweet tarts, (aaron) bottlecaps, (caleb) some other kind of candy that i can’t actually recall now. Yummy.

I think that I would like to build a distillery in my apartment. I don’t know exactly what that entails and I’m pretty sure that it’s more than I can actually tackle, but I have the best name for my heidi brand liquor!!

Giant massive killing robot tequila

It’s good, no? Well back to Footballer’s Wives. So wrong, yet so right.

Highlight from last night’s show.

Me smacking a strange (unknown) man on the ass.

Nice. Also, I think I remember why I don’t drink whiskey anymore. It’s straight back to the loving arms of tequila for this monkey.

Today, in celebration of the lunar New Year, we spent the day at an Irish pub in downtown Portland. It turns out that the whopping 6 buildings that comprise Chinatown, Portland, USA were done celebrating by 11 am and we missed it all. On the upside, I discovered a delicious cider that is 9% alcohol.

Also, I accidentally spit gum out of my mouth when Audrey made a Bob Marley joke. We were in a store, and the gum still had a bubble when it landed. The store personnel were most likely outraged, I was and continue to be proud.