Good morning! Here’s some wee cute latte art, magically delicious. Especially alongside a cheddar bacon scallion scone. Bakery Bar, I sure am going to miss you. Sooner than later, I hope.

Can it be? I think I’m weak for a well-formed moustache! Not too bushy, but well-defined and sort of interesting? This is some new scary sort of thing for me, geez. Just a bit late for spring fever dontcha think?

In other news: making a terrific jacket at home (sewing) and hoping for completion by the weekend.

Also, Gogol Bordello at the Crystal on the 31st, a week from Friday. Who’s with me? Audrey, I know you are.

I must send out yet another nod to the snappy dressers who feed and caffeinate me daily. You know who you are.

Oh counter boys, why are you all so cute? Luckily none of you will read this, but thanks for the delicious treats and coffee every morning and thanks for being so damn sweet and cute. Real.

Makes me want to sing, yes, even before coffee.

Last night we decided that Lara’s new tattoo shop will be called the Butt Crack. It will be located

1. Below a liquor bar
2. Above a hotel

I can’t actually recall why these things were so important, so I’m going to have to say if you weren’t there you wouldn’t understand. In fact, I was there and don’t understand.

Ok, i am currently drinking a bourbon caramel latte from the Bakery Bar and it is without a doubt the MOST delicious coffee drink i have ever had.

it’s only bourbon flavor not real bourbon and you can just barely taste it. Also, it has their housemade caramel sauce and a housemade MARSHMALLOW which I’m pretty sure is what little girls are made of. And monkeys, this monkey anyway.