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meh

May 11th, 2007 · No Comments · Main

Overheard last night (from Audrey): “I mean, you know my elbows. They’re soft, but they’re swift.”

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new word

May 1st, 2007 · No Comments · Main

Bitchtarded. Yes, it’s soo good to know it.

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more things were said

March 16th, 2007 · No Comments · Main

Me: “Do you, Audrey, take this foot massage machine and this mint julep to be your lawfully wedded appliance and drink?”
Audrey: “I do.”
She has decided to hyphenate, Audrey Bekeny-Julep-Machine. She’s lucky that Charlene wasn’t around because she could actually make that shit legal.
–04/12/07 Update to the Audrey marrying/naming issue. She is now further hyphenated as [...]

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