Has anyone ever felt like they were having a flashback while completely sober at work? This afternoon at work I was speaking to someone at work and it was almost like I was looking too closely. It was like that scene in that movie where the guys face just strokes out and melts off of [...]

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Ok, the following pictures will actually prove that my job, known only as SSS, hates me so much they want me to be buried under ceiling debris. A total of 6 ceiling tiles have attacked so far. Notice the hardhat on what was my desk until a few hours ago.

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Got a haircut last night, first time in months that you can actually see both of my eyes. AND eyebrows! Whee!! Also, I appear to be terrified that it’s time for me to go to work.

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